The Stock Mass Suicide of the New Millennium has returned. Soon, we'll ALL be dirt poor again! Just like in 1929!

My name is Steven Costello. I'd like to have the ultimate Spot the Not quiz game, like as in Ripley's Spot the Not. Can you Spot the Not? If you spot it, post to me by PM. You've got until June 30th, 2009 to fulfill that mission. Also find some actual photos as well. They ALL need to be realistic. Find some retarded stuff for sale at supermarkets. It doesn't matter if it's real or not! It's triple points if it ain't! Good luck! PM your real pictures and scam pictures to me. Make it any theme, like unusual computer installations, etc etc etc! Believe it or not!

Retard Cola might cause bloating, constipation, anthrax, mental illness, limb decapitation, gangreen, ebola, erectile dysfunction, extreme gas, and MUCH MUCH MORE! Unfortunately for two best friends from Los Angeles' Cloak and Dagger subdivision of the Northridge neighborhood, they both got syphilis from the cola. And they were forced to wear gas masks to warn about the real-life threats of Retard Cola.
So what do you think? Was it worth it to drink Retard Cola? I don't think so.

Billy Ray Llama, the founding fathers of the "thrash" sound, has just released their new album. It is entitled Britification Process. It'll be a-hittin' stores early this December. Don't miss out on this GREAT Christmas present for yourself! Available on Jawbreaker Records!

It be Madness Day! Beware!

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The 9th Annual Bastard of the Year is Jermaine "Wimpy" Wilson. He is wanted for murdering his partner in crime under a "Stop Snitching" statute set up by black urban populations in Memphis, Tennessee in 1997.

Newgrounds and America's Most Wanted are going to reveal the ninth annual Bastard of the Year. This award goes out to fugitives who believe they don't like that title. Go to http://www.amw.com and check out the fugitive list. Suggesting a captured fugitive doesn't count. Tom Fulp and John Walsh are geniuses with the Bastard of the Year Award.

AMW's founder has finally made another Flash. But unfortunately, like all the previous ones he made, it got blammed. Somebody should teach him some guidelines about making Flashes.