Long story short, Merry Christmas, damn it!

I have this new idea for Newgrounds! What would happen if A-Ha wound up in Ozone's world and Ozone ended up in A-Ha's world! Dan Labacx singing "Take On Me" and Morten Harket singing "Dragostea Din Tei"! Not a bad idea, but until then...
Gman250, thank you.

Condemned cop killer Colin Dickey (real name: Delta Jared Shasta, IV) is considered the first ever inmated executed in California since 2006. Dickey was serving a life sentence for capital murder in Texas when he escaped from prison on the last day of the month of September in the year of our Lord 1988. The 23-year-old was serving for the shooting death of a restaurant patron who angrily ordered him out when he demanded money. Dickey and two other inmates (one of whom was also a convicted murderer) escaped from a Texas prison between Angleton and Houston. His toadies were arrested in Arizona while he proceeded into California. Two highway patrolmen saw Dickey, who used that same moniker to purchase a .440 in Arizona in the same counties where the other two individuals were arrested. The two highway patrolmen were ready to reel him in when he drew his illegal purchase and shot one of them three times in the head. The third bullet killed the trooper immediately. The chase ended in Yreka, a small town near the Oregon border. State troopers from both states arrested him. 3 1/2 years after the joyride, he was convicted of the trooper's murder and sentenced to death. I doubt if Arnie will EVER eradicate the state moratorium, but it may be likely in time of Delta's scheduled execution. That, however, won't be until 2011. Sorry for the long story.

Couldn't say it any better myself.

That's what I said! John Walsh loves the death penalty! Who could blame him? His son Adam was killed nearly 30 years ago by Ottis Toole, who had gotten the death penalty in a neighboring state (Alabama) for subsequent slayings. When Toole was shipped off to Union, he even told notorious serial killer Ted Bundy that [Toole] killed Adam. Now John has gotten revenge by hosting America's Most Wanted, and we have nearly 1,100 captures thanks to his knowledge about Newgrounds and from stereotypes who don't care whether the show is racist (as the only thing they care for is justice) and from tipsters and viewers. With the recent execution of the DC Sniper, Walsh is probably LHHFAO-ing right now! He loves the death penalty and wants all his fugitives executed. And, as he tells us at the end of every AMW session, people can make a difference.

This is a request from RhydonStalfos. Being autistic has taught me something important. I'd like video game music downloaded to the portal. Any video game, any instrument, but you still gotta make sure you follow the guidelines before you give it a go. Rules are rules, and I always follow rules, because if I don't I could be banned or told to pack my things and never return again. From now until December 31st of this year, we can do it together. This is a collaborative effort we'd like done. What do you say? PM me a link to your music. I'll check it and review it. If I hate it, I'll let you know.

I am trying to obtain a Newgrounds Gold stature, but I'm being denied because they won't find my fuckin' username! Jesus H. Christ almighty!

S'orite! And my enemies are all big lots of gay.

You shoulda seen the ending of the Yo Momma season in Dallas. It was funny! Some dude named Asia Bomb was crowned as the ultimate trash talker of the D-Tex/FW metro area. I saw it and just wondered to myself, "Asia Bomb is a real prince. I hope he keeps trash talking his way through the ranks of the Lone Star State." ASIA BOMB, I'M ON THE WAY! ASIA BOMB, I'M HERE TO STAY!

You think Anonymous Fool's Day and swine flu were bad? Those are terror calls that go away after a short period of time. Meet the Oaxaca Mastiffs! They have confessed to murders in eleven counties in California as well as more in the Texan counties of Nueces, Hidalgo, El Paso, Harris, Bexar and Dallas. They have even confessed to an outbreak of chicken wars (c*ckfighting) as well as bringing in drugs made in Africa, Colombia, Russia, and Venezuela. So you know, the Oaxaca Mastiffs are a phobically ranked drug cartel in the Top 30 and nationally ranked in Mexico's Top Ten. In the US, they'd usually want nothing to do with us unless we dis them by witnessing their crimes or not paying money we owe them. They are like the Mexican Mafia on steroids. Here are the five things to do when dealing with them.
1. Don't make eye contact with anybody you don't know. Even half a second could lead to chaos.
2. If it's a mastiff man, call police.
3. No that most gang members want nothing to do with us.
4. Steer clear of drugs if you see a dealer. He could be a mastiff.
5. If you see the mastiff handshake or see mastiff gestures or see mastiff tattooing or see mastiff clothing/gear, that's one thing. But if you see a mastiff man in the act, dial 911 immediately!
There's no compromising with the Oaxaca Mastiffs. They have only one goal when they go up the border; do business, make process, and GTFO and amscray back to Mexico.
This is RhydonStalfos, a paid NG safety advisor, not a real FBI agent.